I heart art

dress art

back art

bubble art*cheers May!

Frank art

Brock La Rock Art (He makes ill glasses cus he can't see Shit.)

how did I get here art.

Lauren Wolf and Lisa Yuskavage  art.  *Bravo Ladies.

Groundhogs are Liars

love her.

Bar Pitti was poppin.  But Da Silvano was in the sun.  Silvano:1, Tognozzi: 0

Rematch in the works.

Everytime I find myself in Chinatown I feel like the scene from Trainspotting when he reaches in the toilet and gets sucked in to some alternate universe that doesn't really exist.  Not in a bad sense, just bazarroville.

This is the only architectural structure that I could find in that town that looks anything like my preconceived visions of China.

Somehow they have they have the Jetson's newstand hookup.

X-boyfriend.

love him.

Don't know why you are here, but you scare me a little.

Movie #2 = story of my life.

underground crowds

On the oustside it was literally a condemned looking bodega.  Pretty condemned on the inside too.  It was a really strange crowd and I was starting to feel socially awkward when I found this PYT.
This is Krissy...Krissy's Krazy Korner...she's from jersey too and she had the illest coat and combat boots combo...she also has amazing mermaid locks and I was happy sooo happy to see her.
I caught Ninja Sonic.  Good Music but their fans were wack.  Or maybe just on crack.
Had a meeting with this dude earlier today and he said he was switching up his style a bit and moving away from "porn rap."  I wasn't sure what to expect and I can't really describe it (was a little tips) but it was dope.  The crowd surfing and and pseudo mosh pit was a bit distracting but all and all Naeem (Spank Rock) killed it.

Weirdos

I didn't even realize homeboy in the front was getting hot in here until I uploaded my pictures after the show.  I have no idea what he was thinking.

He doesn't either.

Snow Scrapers

Todd Hauber ladies and gentlemen...the man of the hour.

Boat parties always get a little messy...especially with this guy.

This guy started shit with my girl Jeylan because she's Turkish....I actually don't really remember why he layed into her...no one does.  But he came out his face out of nowhere.

She shut him down.

Usual Suspects

bank robber with a mustache and hipster glasses, busty vixen who may make out with you later in a stairwell if your lucky, and a hybrid of MK and big pun, still not a player.

the contest....sick

To everyone who watched the contest on the other side of this ramp: it was negative degrees outside and a bit of treacherous terrain... you are fucking nutso.

it's been a while

I heart Asparagus.  with a passion.  especially with hollandaise sauce.  yum.  i don't care what my pee smells like after.  im addicted.  asparagus addict.  i've never really even noticed my pee smelling funny after.  i think that's a rumor like the time people started to say fergie was a dude and everyone believed it.  people are funny that way.  i don't even want to stop this said rumor because i think it deters a lot of people from eating it.  which means more for me.  i'm down.

Doreen Remen- the coolest boss alive!!!

Yvonne Force- equally as cool of a boss.  They are absolutely fabulous

Sean Mulholland and Jackie Wells

Lovers

...sometimes...

Berto came to visit me in Brooklyn for brunch.  I took him to Le Barricou...Berto likes the fruity cocktails there or maybe just the cutiepie waitress that brings them to him.

He set up my wireless with super fast service and a smile.  Thanks Homes!  

  

Lobo, in Cobble Hill Bk....Brunch jumpoff


thank goodness for my new camera Santa got me for xmas otherwise I would never remember all of these debacles.

 New Years Eve.  It was all fun and games until somebody has too many shots that slid down an ice sculpture and tried hailing a cab at 12:30 in the freezing cold with no stockings and a Heatherette mini on.

side note: about the dress-  no tag-I bought it from a tranni having a sidewalk sale in the east vil outside my gym.  Fell in love with it and he/she even threw in a copy of Uptown Girls for free....a steal at any price!!!  A week goes by and I randomly meet Richie Rich at Pastis.  After two glasses of white and 2 bowls of olives, I confess that my heartbreak hangovers are instantly cured when I slip into this light pink ruffly mini with hello kitty in the textile.  "Wait...light pink, with hello kitty and two little straps?  Paris wore that in my show 4 years ago!!!" said he.  Then he invited me to an event for the following evening but only if I promised to wear his dress.  Magic.

  

i heart homegirls

These are my homegirls. They radiate sunshine. I'll break down the posse from left to right.

First we have Jackie Wells ladies and gentlemen (aka Jax.) She enjoys singing, ecstasy and her boyfriend Seany Sean. She is the ringleader of all birthday festivities and proud previous owner of tar beach before it got shut down from her dirtybird delinquent neighbor. She once wrote a song called Sweet B and changed it to Sweet Lee (her sister) after we had a big blow out fight. Her mom's name is Teddy.

Next we have Nicole Castignetto. Most people call her nikki. I call her Sixx, as in Nikkisixx, not as in Blossom's slutty BFF. We used to call her Billy the Cat because of they way she walked on her birthday last year, even before she fell out of her loft bed and broke her foot. Nikki loves cooking, young model boys, and combat boots. She recently got certified in pilates in Connecticut where her adorable family resides and she can be found most nights in trendy NYC nightclubs or jail.

The hussy in the hat with her tongue out is none other than yours truly. My grandma's name is Francy and she was a Rosie the Riveter. She's another homegirl of mine. I like panties, lipgloss and pills.

Lastly we have Amanda Dean (aka Mandy, Manda, Mander Mands.) Manda hails from Pensacola Florida where she attended high school and played soccer and was a total bitch to lots of fellow classmates. She doesn't give a fuck and that makes her baddass. Her special skills include kickball, photoshop, screenprinting, shopping high, and smoking lots and lots of spirits. Amanda is also a new mother of a beautiful baby boy named Odel. He looks a bit like a piggy bank but we lurve Odel nonetheless.

Initially our common thread was bottle waitressing at a lovely LES nightclub that goes by the name of Libation...to be honest as lovely as it was it was a bit of a shit show. However, it brought 4 dope girls together and we'v been a freebird flock ever since.

"And this bird you cannot change."

i heart corduroy

This corduroy crow was created by a fellow member of the CAC (Corduroy Appreciation Club.) And ps- if anyone knows where the secret upcoming meeting is please let me know asap...I despise always being the last to know. "Hail the Wale"